Vintage Tenergy 5-in-1 Battery Capacity Checker Servo PPM Tester

You could be the proud new owner of this vintage, lightly used, battery checker. I know what you're thinking for that price I could buy 100 of these. While that is true, this fine piece of test equipment was owned by the one and only world famous Turd Ferguson. And even better he has signed it!
That is right, the late, great Turd Ferguson. Well not really late, but he might as well be dead to all of us over here on the cool side of research park.
No certificate of authenticity will be provided, but a rare piece like this only comes up for sale as often as we get a solar eclipse.
I know you might be concerned at that big "made in China" branded on the back, but you can rest assured that Turd Ferguson would never ever consider owning a second rate battery tester.
Not a fan of Turd Ferguson? No problem! I will gladly, for free, mark over the indelible silver sharpie that Turd used to autograph this fine piece of equipment.
Act now and I will throw in free shipping!
Might be willing to trade for a bag of those Trader Joe's Cinna-Dragons (must be a full un-opened bag).